That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i just google imaged poop.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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