new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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