I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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