awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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