I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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