my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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