let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
