As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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