took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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