yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
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