May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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