She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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