We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
