Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
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