We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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