We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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