on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
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