Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
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