Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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