currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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