Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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