She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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