We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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