What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
