the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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