Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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