D3 body, D1 cock
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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