Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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