Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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