you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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