Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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