So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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