Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I believe in your delicious
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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