question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
