just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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