hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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