Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
Randomize
