discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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