its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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