i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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