I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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