You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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