I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
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