I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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