have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I just want nice things and good sex
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
