Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Randomize
