im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
Randomize