i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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