It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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