what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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