I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Found your dick twin last night
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
