Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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