Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
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