god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
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