drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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